I call this one "FUN WITH MATH"
2011 Intelligence Test:
Question #1:
Hamas is to Britain as Al'Qaeda is to _____________*.
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*USA
Question #2:
If the distance between the center of a puppet's breast and its Puppetmaster's fingertips is 11",
and the distance between the puppet's outstretched hands is 18", assuming the hands of the puppet are held out perpendicularly to the body,
please give the measurement of the hypotenuse of the right triangle formed by the Puppetmaster's fingertips, the center of the puppet's breast,
and the tip of the puppet's fingers, using the Pythagorean Theorem: ______________*.
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*A squared plus B squared = C squared, so 121 + 81 = 202, The square root of 202 equals 14.213 or the square root of 202 (only factors of 202 are 202, 101, 2 and 1)
So the answer is 14.213
Revelation 14:20
And the winepress was trodden without the city, and blood came out of the winepress, even unto the horse bridles, by the space of a thousand [and] six hundred furlongs
Revelation 15:1
And I saw another sign in heaven, great and marvellous, seven angels having the seven last plagues; for in them is filled up the wrath of God.
15:2
And I saw as it were a sea of glass mingled with fire: and them that had gotten the victory over the beast, and over his image, and over his mark, [and] over the number of his name, stand on the sea of glass, having the harps of God.
15:3
And they sing the song of Moses the servant of God, and the song of the Lamb, saying, Great and marvellous [are] thy works, Lord God Almighty; just and true [are] thy ways, thou King of saints.
15:4
Who shall not fear thee, O Lord, and glorify thy name? for [thou] only [art] holy: for all nations shall come and worship before thee; for thy judgments are made manifest.
15:5
And after that I looked, and, behold, the temple of the tabernacle of the testimony in heaven was opened:
15:6 (15+6=21) (21/3 = 7) (seven spirits sent by Holy spirit? educate and judge!)
And the seven angels came out of the temple, having the seven plagues, clothed in pure and white linen, and having their breasts girded with golden girdles
1600 furlongs?
2011-1611 = 400 years since king james bible
2011-1911 = 100 years since standard oil
whooooopsies i see some bohemian panties?
just kidding. XD
Don't play with madness
OH YEAH and QUESTION NUMBER 3 ON THE 2011 INTELLIGENCE TEST IS,
"Where is the real birth certificate?"